I Don't Understand Fishing Metaphors
Homestuck, Red hair, Freckles, Best friend, go ahead and add another anon to that boat there along with "another best friend likes the same person" :/ sfhusohsifghifuish
Anonymous

p e t s  y o u

HEHEH„,

sassy-gay-jake-english:

iliekrobins:

Even more Eridan appreciation.

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baby

I met her recently, and she blew my fucking mind. I knew she wasn't straight so I took a chance and started flirting and ugh shes just so brave and sweet and she doesn't take bullshit. I just want to sit next to her and take her hand and promise to be the best girlfriend I could ever be just because her smile makes my heart melt and her laugh makes me happier then I've been in years. I'm so struck by her and she called me out on flirting, lucky me, she said she was flirting back. <3
Anonymous

please figure out a way to raise children so I can hug them and raise them

I’ll be your manservant

just

holy fuck that’s really cute

oh no, I could never say anything to her. Thank you though, I wish we'd end up together in the end because I've never felt this way about anyone else. I'm such a coward but she's so beautiful, I tried to tell her once but I ended up biting my tongue and making myself look like an idiot.
Anonymous

I did the same thing with my first big man-crush so I know that feel

just

don’t give up hope

she has red hair and a lot of freckles and she s really cute and funny and i got her into homestuck which is the greatest thing???but shes my best friend and she probably doesnt like me back
Anonymous

I got a friend into homestuck and I’d probably like her if I was into ladies so I know that feel sorta maybe?

I think a similar thing happened to my friend as well

just

baby it’s hard beng into people

it’s hard and nobody understands

georgebushmpreg:

5 out of 5 homosexuals are gay

The person I like has blonde hair, bright blue eyes and a great smile she makes me blush when she hugs me! she's hilarious and has a mind as vast as the universe, she makes me weak at the knees as well. We're both not straight and I've noticed the way she looks at me sometimes but I'm terrified to say anything to her, shes my best friend and it'd make everything really weird...
Anonymous

oh my god I ship this please make this happen or at least some variation of a relationship-esque situation

IT WILL BECOME THE NEW OTHER GIRLS/NORMAL SENPAI

The person I like: has red hair, loves gamzee, and is always dressed in either cosplay or some crazy outfit when showing up at my house. Not to mention is a close friend and it would be totally weird if I asked her out v//v
Anonymous

did you just say

that she’s a red-headed cosplayer

yes good

well, he is mexican and has a pretty nice body. but i never cared. he has this sort of prideful nature and i just love to embarrass him to make him lose that pride. he gets all protective about his feelings and hates admitting what he likes. were both really playful people so we wrestle a lot. which is fun! or sometimes just play games and kill zombies. i always sucked at them though so he makes fun of me. were both just really good friends and i wish we were more. but he's straight.
Anonymous

TDKSDFDL:GKFSNKL THAT’S REALLY CUTE

WHY

CAN’T

I HUG YOU

The guy I like is tall with blond hair and the biggest most adorable brown eyes. He's super talented- he can sing and plays guitar, ukulele, and piano. And he's also really smart and I just really really like him a LOT. But it's never gonna happen because he's a.) in a relationship and probably more importantly b.) gay. So as a girl I have no chance.
Anonymous

IT’S DEFINITELY POSSIBLE WE LIKE THE SAME PERSON BUT I AM UNSURE

EITHER WAY HE SOUNDS LIKE A NICE FELLOW

omg that last anon reminds me of a really good friend of mine!!
Anonymous

I ship you with that anon as moirails

and your friend with that anon as matesprits

some homo intended

um, well there's a girl i like but the thing is i have identified as hetrosexual my whole life so i dont really know what to do and shes a really close friend of mine so confessing is out of the question and shes fun and cute and we like the same things and hbuvuhfbvhufgeqvuhv shes probubly straaight
Anonymous

oh my god that was pretty much me in middle school

I know that feel dude

just

first off, even if you identify as straight, liking a girl is perfectly normal, too

second, I’d say confess if she herself shows any interest

and third, I’m not really all that good at these romantic shenanigans but you could just ask her how she identifies if you can manage to bring it up casually maybe?

I honestly wish I could help you more, but what I can provide is a hug

come into my arms

let’s make this happen

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He's pretty darn tall for his age, can do an awesome jake cosplay OH and is kawaii as hell! :D
Anonymous

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